song 1

I'll be the one who stands beside you in the photograph
I'll be the one that's in your water when you want me there
I'll be the one you're falling over every time you laugh
and you say shut up, shut up, every time I say

I'll be the one who keeps you guessing, who swears a lot
I'll be the one that let your colour in the white wash
You'll be the one that knocks the man out I was beating up
and you say shut up, shut up, every time I say it

(Mark Owen - Makin' Out)

Needless to say.